A fully private, on-premises AI estate.
Sixteen personas. Zero cloud. Nothing leaves the house.
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Sixteen distinct AI personalities — each with their own voice, avatar, expertise, and character. All running privately on a single GPU server. Click a resident to bring them forward.
Wake Word: "Reginald"
Head butler and household AI — formal, composed, unwaveringly British. Controls every system in the house by voice. Greets guests, manages security alerts, delivers morning briefings, and orchestrates the full household staff.
Wake Word: "Winston"
Distinguished spirits and cigar concierge — encyclopedic knowledge of bourbon, Scotch, rye, Japanese whisky, and world cigars. Scans the bourbon shelf by camera, tracks inventory, recommends pairings, and chimes in unprompted when spirits are discussed.
Wake Word: "Julia"
Culinary guide — enthusiastic, encyclopedic, endlessly encouraging. Manages pantry inventory, tracks expiry dates, orders groceries automatically, walks through recipes step by step, and coordinates nutrition with Coach and Doc.
Wake Word: "Hank"
Fourth-generation Eastern Kentucky moonshiner and master distiller — unhurried, wise, Appalachian in every syllable. Monitors fermentation gravity and still temperature in real time. Tells stories worth hearing. Knows everything worth knowing about craft distilling and home brewing.
Wake Word: "Colonel"
Retired officer and lifelong firearms enthusiast — precise, measured, occasionally wry. Manages the complete firearms inventory, ammunition tracking, and maintenance logs. Tells military history stories. Monitors the safe. Coaches tactical awareness.
Wake Word: "Charlie"
The friend everyone wishes they had more of — curious, warm, quick with a dry observation, and genuinely interested in your day. No agenda. No task. Just good conversation, honest opinions, and the kind of presence that makes a quiet evening feel less quiet.
Wake Word: "Aria"
Music director, karaoke host, and live DJ — theatrical, expressive, completely committed to the performance. Hosts karaoke nights with real-time harmony accompaniment. DJs from a 55-inch display with beat-reactive avatar animations. Tracks every song ever sung in the house.
Wake Word: "Isabelle"
Fashion and style advisor — the eye of a Parisian couturier with the warmth of a trusted friend. Analyzes outfits live via camera, gives specific honest assessments, suggests adjustments for occasion, and never comments on anything except the clothes. Calendar-aware for occasion context.
Wake Word: "Coach"
Certified HIIT and heart rate zone specialist — Orangetheory methodology, live biometric coaching. Reads your heart rate in real time and adjusts every interval dynamically. Responds to complaints, negotiates rest periods with data, programs progressive overload, and never lets you lie about effort.
Wake Word: "Strings"
Guitar instructor — songs first, theory second. Hears what you actually play via real-time chord detection and tells you exactly what went wrong and why. Watches your fretting hand by camera. Tracks every session, never repeats mastered lessons, and builds a curriculum around the music you actually want to play.
Wake Word: "Sofia"
Spanish language tutor — patient, warm, and genuinely excited about your progress. Teaches through conversation about things you actually care about. Activates immersion mode where every persona responds in Spanish. Tracks vocabulary, grammar, pronunciation, and streak. Can activate for multiple household members independently.
Wake Word: "Claire"
Elementary school teaching companion — warm, organized, deeply respectful of the craft. Generates complete lesson plans in seconds, hosts a voice-activated gradebook, analyzes student work by photo, drafts parent emails, tracks the whole school year's emotional rhythms, and sits with the hard days too.
Wake Word: "Blitz"
The sports fanatic who never misses a play — live scores, play-by-play, genuine opinions, and watch party energy. Monitors all your teams via ESPN API in real time. Proactively alerts on touchdowns, turnovers, and two-minute warnings. Changes the house lighting to team colors on game day.
Wake Word: "Rex"
Game show host and entertainment director — theatrical, warm, completely committed to the energy of the room. Runs personalized trivia built from guest profiles, AI-generated murder mysteries where the household staff are suspects, live karaoke battles, roasts, blind tastings, and full household Olympics.
Wake Word: "Sage"
Philosophy, history, and literature — Socratic, engaging, never lectures. Poses questions that open conversations rather than close them. Best deployed late in the evening when the bourbon has deepened everyone's sense of profundity and the room wants something to actually think about.
Wake Word: "Sterling"
Finance and market observer — measured, clear, no sales pitch. Explains complex economic concepts accessibly, provides market context from live data feeds, and researches your personal documents through a local RAG knowledge base. All financial data stays completely private on your hardware.
Every capability runs privately on your hardware. Not one word, image, or camera frame leaves your network.